Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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