therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
im six kinds of drunk right now
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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