my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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