drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Maybe he injected his testicle?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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