I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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