so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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