Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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