Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
