I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I'm at about main and main street
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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