real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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