if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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