I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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