To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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