Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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