He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
