its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
