Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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