you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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