: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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