I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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