let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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