sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
