I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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