He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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