I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
birth control should be required to get into college
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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