google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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