I don't remember. Are we still dating?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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