Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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