so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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