she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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