She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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