But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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