so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
