i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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