Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
