Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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