When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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