I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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