dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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