with your own penis?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Randomize
