Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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