Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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