so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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