How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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