No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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