The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
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