i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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