She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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