You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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