btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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