Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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