google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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