Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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