Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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