I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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